Is that you’ll all call yourselves my friends.” — A Day to Remember, You Should’ve Killed Me When You Had The Chance
this is the sweetest thing any one has said to me in a long time.
thank you. :)
i’ve been trying recently to work more on my self, both inner and outer.
when i alerted a male friend about the outer portion of my self re-construction, he responded, “do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt!” (seriously, i have the text to prove it. …i fell out, and then commenced singing “baby got back” to myself.)
so, taking his concerns into account (and if i have to be honest, i do love my wide butt…) i just did a butt-load of butt work-outs and now my butt muscles are exhausted.
this concludes this asinine post about my butt, and its muscles.
didn’t your overbearing mother ever teach you the phrase,
“Actions speak louder than words”.
Steal your balls back off the silver platter your “crazy” girlfriend has been carrying them around on for the past year or so, and get on with your life.