February 2012
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on butts, in which i talk about my butt:
i’ve been trying recently to work more on my self, both inner and outer. when i alerted a male friend about the outer portion of my self re-construction, he responded, “do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt!” (seriously, i have the text to prove it. …i fell out, and then commenced singing “baby got back” to myself.)
so, taking his...
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Say one thing, but do another...
didn’t your overbearing mother ever teach you the phrase, “Actions speak louder than words”.
Steal your balls back off the silver platter your “crazy” girlfriend has been carrying them around on for the past year or so, and get on with your life.
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reasons why i love my best friend, kyle
thisurlwastaken:
1) he is awesome
2) he has a rad beard
3) he has amazing musical taste
4) he doesn’t judge me. too hard.
5) he let a bitch punch him in the face and still took the high road
seriously, though. dude is my hero. and i want to shank the girl that hit him.
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January 2012
65 posts
3 years ago today
My mother passed away
and I am afraid I’ve forgotten everything.
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“No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand...”
– John Green (x)
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continuation from the previous questions because...
30.) What’s your favourite book genre? I was always drawn to the cultural studies section of the bookstore. Reading pop culture-y things, (hence my obsession with Chuck Klosterman) and different political movements. I also quite enjoy a lot of post modern American authors.
38.) How are your elbows? Are they okay? Haha! I recently discovered that I have very pointy elbows. Also,...
theloskyle asked: 6, 12, 23, 25, 30, 38, 43, 50. :)
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on ?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
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space—kitten replied to your photo: in which i have anime eyes
digging that haircut, lady
thanks, ma’am! i’m trying to grow it out. it’s taking fooorevvvvar.
and, i must say, i’m a mighty big fan of your recent hair stylings :)
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“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country (via limpwristed)